1.Why did the doctor carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood... or correct some medical charts!
2. Why was the doctor always calm? They had plenty of patients!
3. Did you hear about the doctor who could predict the future? They had "stethoscope" in it!
4. Why did the doctor go to the bank? To check up on their "blood pressure"!
5. What did the doctor say to the patient who thought they were a vampire? "Don't worry, we have a 'plasma' plan for that!"
6.Why did the doctor always bring a pencil to surgery? In case they needed to draw a quick incision line!
7. What did the doctor prescribe to the computer? A dose of "Ctrl" and "Alt" to cure its ailments!
8.Why did the doctor keep a plant in their office? To demonstrate their expertise in "bedside botany"!
9.What do you call a doctor who fixes websites? A "URLologist"!
10.Why did the doctor bring a ladder to the pharmacy? They heard the medicine had high "dosage"!
I hope these jokes bring some laughter your way! Remember, humor is subjective.
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